- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

what rhymes with sloth? rape

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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