why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Anti Joke

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