Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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A dad is very proud of his son for just having graduated preschool. he tells him son, ill get you anything you want. he says i want a pink pingpong ball. the dad is confused but he does it anyway. the next year, he graduates kindergarten. the dad asks the same question. the son this time says i want 10 pink pingpong balls. so the dad, very confused, does it. 5 years later, he graduates elementary school. this time he says 100 pink pingpong balls. high school the dad says cmon your going to college ANYTHING! A CAR? A HOUSE? no i want 1,000 pink pingpong balls. the kid then goes to college and 4 years later and majors in african relief. the dad is very proud but he says. lemme guess? 10,000 pink ping pong balls? YEP. the kid goes to africa to help out because he's a good person. he then meets his wife helping out there also. they get married and the dad flies out to africa to see the wedding. he then knows that he needs 100,000 pink pingpong balls shipped in. the dad goes back to the US and 9 months later finds out that he is a grandfather. he ships 1,000,000 pink ping pong balls into africa. a few years later he finds out that his son contracted a rare african disease and is going to die very soon. now the father is deeply in debt from all the ping pong balls, so his community helps him raise money to go to africa. he meets his son on his death bed. and they talk for a long time. the dad finally says. yknow son i really need to ask you, why did you ask for all those ping pong balls? the son says: "Well dad, I--" and then he dies

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Women's rights.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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to see a bad joke look above

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Nickelback

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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