Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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The Mets win the World Series

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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