What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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