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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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...Jack Vale

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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