- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What's 1+1? 4.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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