What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Popsicles

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...Jack Vale

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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