what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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French people.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Anti Joke

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