square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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this is not a joke.

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Rick Perry.

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blubber vaginass CC

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Hitler

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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