Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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josh simpson has cancer

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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the cow goes moo

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Dallas Cowboys

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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An antijoke

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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