NEVER

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

your fat

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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