- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Exactly what?

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

this is not a joke.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

What's 1+1? 4.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Global Warming.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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