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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

why did the chicken cross the road

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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