what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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women's rights

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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what color is blue? green

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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mitt romney

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wanna hear a joke? no

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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