Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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