Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Global Warming.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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