What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Small breasts.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Ruller

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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A black person in the NHL

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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