Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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guess what?

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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I hate you.

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