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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

who just made fun of katie matt

Where to, sir? Forward.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Santa Clogged my toliet

i wish i was a tree !

poop.........

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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