Golf.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Freedom of Speech

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why did the chicken cross the road

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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cc

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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anus soup

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9/11

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What what In the butt

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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