Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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