- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

Oh...okay, good.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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