Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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No.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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