what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Scott

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

No.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Knock Knock Come in.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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