Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

who just made fun of katie matt

What is a dog? Bark

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

Hi my name is Bob

I have no joke. u mad?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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