Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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I love you very much.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Black people are innocent.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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