Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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No joke.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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French people.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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