- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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