What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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i wish i was a tree !

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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