“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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I won the game.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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