Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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I like to eat.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Robin, get in the car.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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