A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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drugs.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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