Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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666

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Men's rights.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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i heart wiener

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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