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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Turtles

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arse

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Is Carly smart? No.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Hi poop!

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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