- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

...and I'm a Mormon.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

What break when you talk?

What's funnier than 24? 25

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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