Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Slavery lol

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Water, please.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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throbbing slobber

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

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