Frown is a four letter word.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

A scottish man having fun

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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A ginger rapping.

I am really good at math debating

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

Hitler is my role model

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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