Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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Mexicans working in an office

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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So dont touch it

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Hitler is my role model

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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