Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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i am predestal

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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SAY

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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steves legs

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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I love boobs

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Nicholas Cage

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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