Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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barack osama

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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throbbing slobber

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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