- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a barn

Guess what? Chicken butt

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

john liked the paper........ so he took it

a banana

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Gadaffi

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

i hate you.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Why were corners made? For crying.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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