Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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women's rights

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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