Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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the WNBA

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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lol

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Windows Vista

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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