- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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