- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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