two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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There is a car full of black people.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Why Because

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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