- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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