- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

One Big Ass Mistake America

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Punchline.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A fat man buys a salad

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

A horse walks into a bar...n

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Jasper sucks.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

PENIS

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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