What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Slavery

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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