What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

One Big Ass Mistake America

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A fat man buys a salad

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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