What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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i have 2 penises

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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this website...

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Amputations.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Shit.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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