what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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the real mccoy

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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