- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Hello

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

AVI IS A FAG

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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