What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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lololololololololol

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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