- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

I am a real homosexual

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

yo mama so fat she's fat

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Jasper sucks.

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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