Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Covietz has a large penis

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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