How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Womens rights.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Women's rights.

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Chrissy is funny.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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