- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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