- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

...and I'm a Mormon.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What break when you talk?

What's funnier than 24? 25

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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