If life throws you lemons Catch them

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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A homeless person dies.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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