Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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A fish walks into a bar

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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