Women's rights

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What time is it? 10:58

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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This joke isnt funny.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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A joke

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Men's rights.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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The chicken crossed the road.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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