Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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johann grayson being liked

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Indeed.

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cheese

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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the WNBA

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Windows Vista

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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