- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

knock knock whos there .. derp

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Punchline.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

did you ever see a butter fly?

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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