Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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This is not Will Smith.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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I love boobs

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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steves legs

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Chuck Norris died.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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