- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

a horse walks into a barn

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

dead babies

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

two fish are in a tank.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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