why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Myspace

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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suck my dick.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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come along children

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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