- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

ur mother

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

A black man killed someone

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

drugs.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??