A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Womens rights

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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anus soup

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Dead babies.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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