- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Knock Knock. Go away!

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