Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

jokes r dumb

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Dallas Cowboys

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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