How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Jews for Jesus

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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A scottish man having fun

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Well, this is fun.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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My mom.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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