What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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