What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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