Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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